Alpha Unit /
Janna
Hi, I’m the Alpha Unit, but you can call me Al, every organisation needs a master control unit, and I’m the one at DBTT. I have a specific music industry sensory unit that allows me to analyse what rocks and how to roll it. I’ve been helping bands get heard since caveman first banged a rock on another caveman’s head (I’m not that old – time travel, remember?!). I have the experience and knowledge to support your act, I speak your fans language, I even speak roadie.
Stereo_BC /
STR_BC
Our graphic designing unit, or as he likes to be called Stereo_BC, has been rocking and graphic-designing for all known time. Stereo_BC is so remarkable at making things look good that bands have even allowed their drummers on the album cover if he’s doing the graphics (but not the bass player, that would be just silly).
The Completor /
The C
The Completor is a lot like the Terminator, only for documents – trust me, this is the little engine that can. The Completor can take anything from documents written on ancient operating systems (she could probably decode Mayan texts and the monolith from 2001 or The Matrix). Except, she wouldn’t just make them coherent, she could add calculations or fillable forms. She can make code sing and documents rock, which is odd as she has tin ears (literally, it’s what she came from the factory with).
Feline_Unit_27
Stan
Wherever you get mice, you’re going to need a cat, and in Stan we have one of the most sophisticated ones in this spiral arm of the Universe. We like to think Stan is the only one of the Stray Cats to never come home, and he was the love cat that The Cure was singing about – let’s talk about fame.
Find Out More About DBTT
Our own special song
- Experience with working with the big 3 music companies.
- But we work just as hard, if not even harder, with indie companies (they tend to have better coffee).
- Researching markets, performance venues, playlists, communicating with Alien civilisations.
- The paper work (yes, running a band is hard work: why do you think CENSORED sells so many albums? She’s just good at the paper work).
- Marketing and Promotion, there’s no point having a cool lead singer if your flyers look like crap. Our flyers should have been on the Voyager space probe.
- Travel and booking, we can get you where you want to be in this universe or any other. We could help you throw a TV out of a window in zero gravity… if that’s your thing.
- Fan management, we can ensure they’re kept happy and you’re kept safe, even if you’re being stalked by a fan boy T800.
- Ensure your fans know where to find you whichever dimension you’re in, by giving you the online presence of an interstellar freight train.
- Strategy – if you know you’re awesome but you don’t know why or how to tell others, we can help you answer that question. We don’t so much give you an elevator pitch, as a space elevator pitch to infinity and beyond.
- We never judge your taste in music (we have a bitching Eurovision party every year).
- Everything else it takes to make the world listen to your music (we can even arrange to get your cat fed when you’re on tour).
Meet the band
Janna
Hi, I’m the Alpha Unit, but you can call me Al, every organisation needs a master control unit, and I’m the one at DBTT. I have a specific music industry sensory unit that allows me to analyse what rocks and how to roll it. I’ve been helping bands get heard since caveman first banged a rock on another caveman’s head (I’m not that old – time travel, remember?!). I have the experience and knowledge to support your act, I speak your fans language, I even speak roadie.
Str_BC
Our graphic designing unit, or as he likes to be called Stereo_BC, has been rocking and graphic designing for all known time. Stereo_BC is so remarkable at making things look good that bands have even allowed their drummers on the album cover if he’s doing the graphics (but not the bass player, that would be just silly).
The C
The Completor is a lot like the Terminator, only for documents – trust me, this is the little engine that can. The Completor can take anything from documents written on ancient operating systems (she could probably decode Mayan texts and the monolith from 2001 or The Matrix). Except, she wouldn’t just make them coherent, she could add calculations or fillable forms. She can make code sing and documents rock, which is odd as she has tin ears (literally, it’s what she came from the factory with).
Stan
Wherever you get mice, you’re going to need a cat, and in Stan we have one of the most sophisticated ones in this spiral arm of the Universe. We like to think Stan is the only one of the Stray Cats to never come home, and he was the love cat that The Cure was singing about – let’s talk about fame.
